Patricia: [She picks off a beetle crawling on Michael while asleep] Michael. [Michael wakes up surprised and falls out hammock] You all right? Michael: Yes. Put air bags in these things. What do you call this place again? The Surface of the Sun?! Patricia: Mimi said that you talked to him last night. Michael: I told him that I was his father, and he said something in Indian, and then he gave a girl a pot. Patricia: Giving a pot here is like giving flowers. It's a love gift. He's very popular with the girls. Michael: Maybe he is mine after all. Patricia: He is yours. Why don't you try again? He's going out on the river. Go with him. Michael: Maybe I can teach him about commodities. Based on what I learned in the bachelor hut last night, he could make a killing in gas futures. Patricia: Go. Michael: Is it the local fruit? ... [While canoeing on the river] Mimi: [Points to a monkey] Baboon! Baboon! Michael: Huh? No, no, no, no. Monkey. Monkey. Mimi: [Points to a bird in flight] Toona. Toona. Michael: Oh. Parasite. No, uh, Mimi, um... [Paddles water with hand] Water? Wa.. [Holds up hand to reveal piranha on a thumb] Piranha. [Pulls the piranha off, throws it and holds thumb] Cut, infection, death ! Oh. Mimi: [Pointing to toucan in flight] Hoko! Michael: Hoko; bird. Bird who can't sing: Hoko Ono. Mimi: No, no, no. Hoko is toucan. Bird is pomoko. Michael: You speak English? Mimi: Paliku taught me. Michael: So, you understood everything I said last night. ... [Michael and Mimi are walking through jungle] Michael: Is it much further? These shoes cost me $500. Whoa! [Snake rears up] Hey, hey, hey! [Mimi shoots snake] Good shot! Mimi: Buradu. Michael: [Mimi holds up snake to Michael] Okay. Mimi: Scared of snake? Michael: No, scared of snake bite. [Mimi drops snake into Michale's hands] Ugh. Eww. This buradu is dead, right? Mimi: Sleeping. We kill it before we eat it. ... [Michael and Mimi are sitting around fire on beach and Mimi takes Michael's hand, plopping pasted into Michaels hand] Michael: No, no, no, no. I do not eat snake. Mimi: Lizard guts. Michael: Actually, the snake filled me right up. Mimi: No. I make it for you. Tastes good. Michael: Oh. Mimi: Now you here, you stay with me all the time? Michael: I'd like to, Mimi Siku, but I can't. Mimi: Why? Michael: I have a whole another life where I live. Mimi: Another son? Michael: No. You're the only son I have. Mimi: I'll teach you to hunt. Tomorrow I've got to go to my village. Michael: I'm a trader. That's what I do, okay? Mimi: [Holds up novelty lighter] This in your village, yes? Woman who hold fire up sky's butt? Michael: I've never had her described quite like that. Yes, she's in my village. We call her the Statue of Liberty. Mimi: When I'm a man, will you take me to Statue of Liberty? Michael: Sure. Why not ? Yeah. When you're a man, I'll take you to the Statue of Liberty. Mimi: [Holds out hand] Wakatepe? Michael: [Reciprocates gesture] Wakatepe. Mimi: Sleep time. Michael: Ugh. [A tarantula crawls onto Mimi's chest] Mimi, don't move! Don't move! There's a giant spider on you! Don't move! What's it doing? Oh, great! It's now comin' after me! Damn, it's chasing me. Stop, stop, stop! [Picks up rock and holds it up] I don't want to hurt you, but I will. I will crush you like... [Throws rock but misses sorely] a bug! Mimi, don't. No, no. I can handle this. Go to the village. Save yourself! [Walks onto log and tarantula follows] No, no, don't! Back! [He falls into water] Jesus! Mimi: [Mimi picks up tarantula] If you scream, Myteka attack. If you're calm, Myteka nice. But Kukuve always mean. Michael: Who's Kukuve? Huh? [Turns head to see alligator swimming to him] This place is a nightmare! [Runs full speed]

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