Jungle 2 Jungle1997

Patricia:
[She picks off a beetle crawling on Michael while asleep] Michael. [Michael wakes up surprised and falls out hammock] You all right?

Michael:
Yes. Put air bags in these things. What do you call this place again? The Surface of the Sun?!

Patricia:
Mimi said that you talked to him last night.

Michael:
I told him that I was his father, and he said something in Indian, and then he gave a girl a pot.

Patricia:
Giving a pot here is like giving flowers. It's a love gift. He's very popular with the girls.

Michael:
Maybe he is mine after all.

Patricia:
He is yours. Why don't you try again? He's going out on the river. Go with him.

Michael:
Maybe I can teach him about commodities. Based on what I learned in the bachelor hut last night, he could make a killing in gas futures.

Patricia:
Go.

Michael:
Is it the local fruit?

...

[While canoeing on the river]

Mimi:
[Points to a monkey] Baboon! Baboon!

Michael:
Huh? No, no, no, no. Monkey. Monkey.

Mimi:
[Points to a bird in flight] Toona. Toona.

Michael:
Oh. Parasite. No, uh, Mimi, um... [Paddles water with hand] Water? Wa.. [Holds up hand to reveal piranha on a thumb] Piranha. [Pulls the piranha off, throws it and holds thumb] Cut, infection, death ! Oh.

Mimi:
[Pointing to toucan in flight] Hoko!

Michael:
Hoko; bird. Bird who can't sing: Hoko Ono.

Mimi:
No, no, no. Hoko is toucan. Bird is pomoko.

Michael:
You speak English?

Mimi:
Paliku taught me.

Michael:
So, you understood everything I said last night.

...

[Michael and Mimi are walking through jungle]

Michael:
Is it much further? These shoes cost me $500. Whoa! [Snake rears up] Hey, hey, hey! [Mimi shoots snake] Good shot!

Mimi:
Buradu.

Michael:
[Mimi holds up snake to Michael] Okay.

Mimi:
Scared of snake?

Michael:
No, scared of snake bite. [Mimi drops snake into Michale's hands] Ugh. Eww. This buradu is dead, right?

Mimi:
Sleeping. We kill it before we eat it.

...

[Michael and Mimi are sitting around fire on beach and Mimi takes Michael's hand, plopping pasted into Michaels hand]

Michael:
No, no, no, no. I do not eat snake.

Mimi:
Lizard guts.

Michael:
Actually, the snake filled me right up.

Mimi:
No. I make it for you. Tastes good.

Michael:
Oh.

Mimi:
Now you here, you stay with me all the time?

Michael:
I'd like to, Mimi Siku, but I can't.

Mimi:
Why?

Michael:
I have a whole another life where I live.

Mimi:
Another son?

Michael:
No. You're the only son I have.

Mimi:
I'll teach you to hunt. Tomorrow I've got to go to my village.

Michael:
I'm a trader. That's what I do, okay?

Mimi:
[Holds up novelty lighter] This in your village, yes? Woman who hold fire up sky's butt?

Michael:
I've never had her described quite like that. Yes, she's in my village. We call her the Statue of Liberty.

Mimi:
When I'm a man, will you take me to Statue of Liberty?

Michael:
Sure. Why not ? Yeah. When you're a man, I'll take you to the Statue of Liberty.

Mimi:
[Holds out hand] Wakatepe?

Michael:
[Reciprocates gesture] Wakatepe.

Mimi:
Sleep time.

Michael:
Ugh. [A tarantula crawls onto Mimi's chest] Mimi, don't move! Don't move! There's a giant spider on you! Don't move! What's it doing? Oh, great! It's now comin' after me! Damn, it's chasing me. Stop, stop, stop! [Picks up rock and holds it up] I don't want to hurt you, but I will. I will crush you like... [Throws rock but misses sorely] a bug! Mimi, don't. No, no. I can handle this. Go to the village. Save yourself! [Walks onto log and tarantula follows] No, no, don't! Back! [He falls into water] Jesus!

Mimi:
[Mimi picks up tarantula] If you scream, Myteka attack. If you're calm, Myteka nice. But Kukuve always mean.

Michael:
Who's Kukuve? Huh? [Turns head to see alligator swimming to him] This place is a nightmare! [Runs full speed]