Michael: [Walking in street with Mimi] On top of everything else, didn't I tell you to wait in the apartment... Mimi: I want to see Statue of Liberty. Michael: I said we'd do that tomorrow. Mimi: You too busy for Mimi Siku! I want to see Statue to Liberty, I go. Michael: I've got a life here. I can't change everything just because you showed up. Mimi: Then why you bring me here? Michael: I was obligated. Mimi: You obligated be with me? [Runs off and alongside traffic with Michael in pursuit] Michael: Mimi. Mimi? Mimi! Mimi, come here! Stop! Come back here! Whoop! Mimi, I didn't mean that! Mimi: You said "obligated"! Michael: I didn't mean that. Now, stop! [Vehicle almost hits Mimi] Look out! Mimi, come on! Get out of the street! [Grabs Mimi] Come on! Get out of the street! [Pulls Mimi to sidewalk] Mimi: I want to go home. You not want Mimi Siku here! Michael: I want you here. I'm sorry. Look, stop, stop. Look. Sorry I said that stuff. I was just angry. Mimi: You always angry at me. "Don't do this! Don't do that!" Michael: This is New York. This is a dangerous jungle. Mimi: Mimi Siku not scared. Mimi Siku a man. Michael: No, you're not a man. You are an adolescent. Mimi: Adolescent? Michael: Yes. An adolescent. You don't have a wife. You don't have a family to support. You are free to do whatever you want. Mimi: You're an adolescent. Michael: What? No, no, no, no! I am not an adolescent. I'm a man. Mimi: I'm a man too. Michael: Not here you're not a man. You're a 13-year-old boy running around in a loin cloth. Mimi: I'm a man too! Michael: Okay, okay. You're right. You are a man. But you're gonna have to learn what men do in my jungle. Mimi: And you have to learn how to breathe when you run. [Michael gives Mimi a you-are-quite-brazen-to-be-that-condescending-look] Michael: Okay, first lesson. Ooh! You wanna go some place in my village, all you gotta do is wave your arm. Wave your arm. [Taxi pulls over] Mimi: Magic. Michael: Magic if he understands English. Fulton Fish Market on "ze" double. Taxi driver: Okay. [Speaks foreign language] Morrison: W-Where is he? Richard, this guy gets very upset when you're late. Richard: Yes, well, he's gonna be here. He's obviously delayed.. [Taxi pulls up] Here he is! Okay. Get your stuff. Get out the other side. Michael: Thank you very much. Taxi driver: You call this a tip? Michael: Mimi, watch traffic when you're comin' around. Richard: What took you... Michael: [Points up] We're meeting this guy at a fish stall?! Richard: No, he is above a fish stall. Michael: [Puts both hands on Richard and in sarcastic tone] Much better! [Walking through fish plant] Ooh! I love what they've done with the place! Richard: Let me tell you something. This guy has a lot of money. He's the king of caviar, and he's gonna save our asses. So you just play your hunches and let me play mine. Man: Okay, okay. Now, listen up. When you get to the top of the stairs, ring the bell once, knock twice, then ring three times. [Holds up hand to reveal missing the tip of his middle and ring fingers] Okay. Don't forget. Michael: What happened to his fingers? Morrison: He rang four times. Good luck. Richard: [Walking upstairs] Ring twice, knock once, ring three times. Okay. Michael: [Wees video camera next to big wooden door] Oh, boy. Richard: So it is... Michael: What, what? Richard: Ring twice. Michael: Ring twice. [Michael rings doorbell] Got it, got it. Richard: Knock once. [Knocks] And then you ring three times. Michael: You sure it's three? Richard: Yes, it's definitely three times. [Michael rings doorbell] Michael: Okay. [Clears throat; nothing happens] Richard: Okay, so that's wrong. So we do, ring three times... [Rings three times] Michael: I'm not sure-- Richard: Knock once, and ring twice. Michael: No, it-- Richard: Yeah. Michael: [Sighs] We're gonna get shot. Richard: Uh-uh, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be good. [Nothing happens] Michael: That-that really worked great. I-I remember it differently now. I got what it is. Richard: All right, Mr. Wizard, take over. Michael: Ring twice. Richard: Take over. Michael: You knock once. Richard: And ring-- Michael: [Stops Richard] No-no-no, you do not, whatever you do, ring four times. [Holds up hand and indicates fingers to remind Richard of the man losing his fingers] Jovanovic: [From inside] Open damn door! Chort Vozmi! Richard: Hi there. I am, uh.. Hi. Alex: Don't say a word. I know, I know. Let me introduce my comrades to you. Stand up. Thank you. Sit down. Come! We talk beans. Sit, sit. Coffee on market now 83 cents one pound. I pay you 85 cents one pound. Mimi: Why you take trade? Richard: Shh! Mimi: Uh, Michael. 85 cents more than 83 cents? Michael: Yes, it is. Alex: Tell wild child to shut up! Michael: Hey! He's just a kid. Listen, he's an unusual kid. Alex: Not now, Mama. So we have a deal then? I want guarantee the price not drop below 75. Richard: You got it. Michael: Wait a minute! Alex: There are no guarantees. This is speculation. I know speculation. Richard: He knows speculation, for heaven's sake. When can we expect payment? [Henchman slams briefcase on table and opens to reveal unbundled cash bills] This is lovely. Michael: Look, Richard, it's cash. Richard: Oh, my. Alex: Take! Richard: Look, um, would it be possible to talk to my partner in private? Alex: Of course. Michael: Richard, let's go. Richard: Ooh! Michael: It'll just take a moment. Richard, are you out of your mind? Now we're laundering money for the Russian Mafia? Richard: Yes, we are. And we'll iron it for them too. Michael: Him Big Buradu. Richard: Yes, he is. Michael: Come on, Mimi. Let's go. Richard: You cannot walk away on this, please. Michael: No deal. Richard: Think about this for one second! Michael: Just get us out of this. Richard: All right. Oh! Alex: [Appears to Richard] Problem? Richard: Oh, no. No, no. Not at all. Uh.. Mr. Cromwell had to take his son home. But he thinks you're a stand-up guy, Mr. J. He feels that.. Alex: My name is... Alex Vasili Sergei Fyodor Jovanovic. Not Mr. J. Richard: It's a good name. Alex: [Extends hand for deal seal] We have deal? Richard: [Mimicking his accent] We... have... deal? Alex: [Louder and enunciatingly] We have deal?!

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