Jungle 2 Jungle1997
Stars: Tim Allen, Martin Short, JoBeth Williams, Lolita Davidovich, Sam Huntington
Genre: Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 105 minutes
Michael:
[Walking in street with Mimi] On top of everything else, didn't I tell you to wait in the apartment...
Mimi:
I want to see Statue of Liberty.
Michael:
I said we'd do that tomorrow.
Mimi:
You too busy for Mimi Siku! I want to see Statue to Liberty, I go.
Michael:
I've got a life here. I can't change everything just because you showed up.
Mimi:
Then why you bring me here?
Michael:
I was obligated.
Mimi:
You obligated be with me? [Runs off and alongside traffic with Michael in pursuit]
Michael:
Mimi. Mimi? Mimi! Mimi, come here! Stop! Come back here! Whoop! Mimi, I didn't mean that!
Mimi:
You said "obligated"!
Michael:
I didn't mean that. Now, stop! [Vehicle almost hits Mimi] Look out! Mimi, come on! Get out of the street! [Grabs Mimi] Come on! Get out of the street! [Pulls Mimi to sidewalk]
Mimi:
I want to go home. You not want Mimi Siku here!
Michael:
I want you here. I'm sorry. Look, stop, stop. Look. Sorry I said that stuff. I was just angry.
Mimi:
You always angry at me. "Don't do this! Don't do that!"
Michael:
This is New York. This is a dangerous jungle.
Mimi:
Mimi Siku not scared. Mimi Siku a man.
Michael:
No, you're not a man. You are an adolescent.
Mimi:
Adolescent?
Michael:
Yes. An adolescent. You don't have a wife. You don't have a family to support. You are free to do whatever you want.
Mimi:
You're an adolescent.
Michael:
What? No, no, no, no! I am not an adolescent. I'm a man.
Mimi:
I'm a man too.
Michael:
Not here you're not a man. You're a 13-year-old boy running around in a loin cloth.
Mimi:
I'm a man too!
Michael:
Okay, okay. You're right. You are a man. But you're gonna have to learn what men do in my jungle.
Mimi:
And you have to learn how to breathe when you run. [Michael gives Mimi a you-are-quite-brazen-to-be-that-condescending-look]
Michael:
Okay, first lesson. Ooh! You wanna go some place in my village, all you gotta do is wave your arm. Wave your arm. [Taxi pulls over]
Mimi:
Magic.
Michael:
Magic if he understands English. Fulton Fish Market on "ze" double.
Taxi driver:
Okay. [Speaks foreign language]
Morrison:
W-Where is he? Richard, this guy gets very upset when you're late.
Richard:
Yes, well, he's gonna be here. He's obviously delayed.. [Taxi pulls up] Here he is! Okay. Get your stuff. Get out the other side.
Michael:
Thank you very much.
Taxi driver:
You call this a tip?
Michael:
Mimi, watch traffic when you're comin' around.
Richard:
What took you...
Michael:
[Points up] We're meeting this guy at a fish stall?!
Richard:
No, he is above a fish stall.
Michael:
[Puts both hands on Richard and in sarcastic tone] Much better! [Walking through fish plant] Ooh! I love what they've done with the place!
Richard:
Let me tell you something. This guy has a lot of money. He's the king of caviar, and he's gonna save our asses. So you just play your hunches and let me play mine.
Man:
Okay, okay. Now, listen up. When you get to the top of the stairs, ring the bell once, knock twice, then ring three times. [Holds up hand to reveal missing the tip of his middle and ring fingers] Okay. Don't forget.
Michael:
What happened to his fingers?
Morrison:
He rang four times. Good luck.
Richard:
[Walking upstairs] Ring twice, knock once, ring three times. Okay.
Michael:
[Wees video camera next to big wooden door] Oh, boy.
Richard:
So it is...
Michael:
What, what?
Richard:
Ring twice.
Michael:
Ring twice. [Michael rings doorbell] Got it, got it.
Richard:
Knock once. [Knocks] And then you ring three times.
Michael:
You sure it's three?
Richard:
Yes, it's definitely three times. [Michael rings doorbell]
Michael:
Okay. [Clears throat; nothing happens]
Richard:
Okay, so that's wrong. So we do, ring three times... [Rings three times]
Michael:
I'm not sure--
Richard:
Knock once, and ring twice.
Michael:
No, it--
Richard:
Yeah.
Michael:
[Sighs] We're gonna get shot.
Richard:
Uh-uh, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be good. [Nothing happens]
Michael:
That-that really worked great. I-I remember it differently now. I got what it is.
Richard:
All right, Mr. Wizard, take over.
Michael:
Ring twice.
Richard:
Take over.
Michael:
You knock once.
Richard:
And ring--
Michael:
[Stops Richard] No-no-no, you do not, whatever you do, ring four times. [Holds up hand and indicates fingers to remind Richard of the man losing his fingers]
Jovanovic:
[From inside] Open damn door! Chort Vozmi!
Richard:
Hi there. I am, uh.. Hi.
Alex:
Don't say a word. I know, I know. Let me introduce my comrades to you. Stand up. Thank you. Sit down. Come! We talk beans. Sit, sit. Coffee on market now 83 cents one pound. I pay you 85 cents one pound.
Mimi:
Why you take trade?
Richard:
Shh!
Mimi:
Uh, Michael. 85 cents more than 83 cents?
Michael:
Yes, it is.
Alex:
Tell wild child to shut up!
Michael:
Hey! He's just a kid. Listen, he's an unusual kid.
Alex:
Not now, Mama. So we have a deal then? I want guarantee the price not drop below 75.
Richard:
You got it.
Michael:
Wait a minute!
Alex:
There are no guarantees. This is speculation. I know speculation.
Richard:
He knows speculation, for heaven's sake. When can we expect payment? [Henchman slams briefcase on table and opens to reveal unbundled cash bills] This is lovely.
Michael:
Look, Richard, it's cash.
Richard:
Oh, my.
Alex:
Take!
Richard:
Look, um, would it be possible to talk to my partner in private?
Alex:
Of course.
Michael:
Richard, let's go.
Richard:
Ooh!
Michael:
It'll just take a moment. Richard, are you out of your mind? Now we're laundering money for the Russian Mafia?
Richard:
Yes, we are. And we'll iron it for them too.
Michael:
Him Big Buradu.
Richard:
Yes, he is.
Michael:
Come on, Mimi. Let's go.
Richard:
You cannot walk away on this, please.
Michael:
No deal.
Richard:
Think about this for one second!
Michael:
Just get us out of this.
Richard:
All right. Oh!
Alex:
[Appears to Richard] Problem?
Richard:
Oh, no. No, no. Not at all. Uh.. Mr. Cromwell had to take his son home. But he thinks you're a stand-up guy, Mr. J. He feels that..
Alex:
My name is... Alex Vasili Sergei Fyodor Jovanovic. Not Mr. J.
Richard:
It's a good name.
Alex:
[Extends hand for deal seal] We have deal?
Richard:
[Mimicking his accent] We... have... deal?
Alex:
[Louder and enunciatingly] We have deal?!
Submitted by wikidude on May 08, 2024
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