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Todd Ingram: I can read your thoughts. [psychically] Your will is broken. [normally] You're through.Scott: What say we drink to my memory? [offering him a cup of coffee, innocently.] Fair-trade blend with soy milk?Envy: Ha. I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.Todd: Dude, I can see in your mind's eye that you put half-and-half into one of those coffees, in an attempt to make me break Vegan-edge. I'll take the one with soy. [levitates the other cup from Scott's hand and brings it to his own] Thanks, tool. [sips the coffee]Scott: Actually, muchacho, I poured the soy in this cup, but I thought real hard about pouring it in that cup. You know, in my "mind's eye" or whatever. [sips his own coffee]Todd: [eyes return to normal, baffled] What are you talking about?Scott: You just drank half-and-half, baby.[Sirens; a hole is blown into the wall. Todd drops the coffee cup, Anime-style. Two Vegan Police Officers come in with their index fingers raised at Todd.]Vegan Police Officer #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!Vegan Police Officer #2: Vegan Police!Vegan Police Officer #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.Todd Ingram: Wh--?! That's bullroar!Vegan Police Officer #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!Todd Ingram: But-but, uh...it's only my first offence. D-Don't I get three strikes? I mean...Vegan Police Officer #1: [to Policeman #2] Take it.Vegan Police Officer #2: [whips out notepad] At 12:27 am, on February 1, you knowingly ingested gelato.Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan?Vegan Police Officer #1: It's milk and eggs, bitch.Vegan Police Officer #2: [still reading] On April 4, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken parmesan.[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd]Todd Ingram: [feeble] Chicken isn't vegan?Vegan Police Officer #1: The De-Veganizing Ray. Hit him!! [both fire de-veganizing rays at Todd, stripping him of his powers. The Vegan Police Officers step back, Scott steps forward purposefully. Todd's hair sags.]Envy Adams: [gasps] Oh, my God.Todd Ingram: [shocked] No. No...Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.Todd Ingram: [incredulous] "Ve-gone"?[Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins. Scott holds his forehead and groans in pain. The two Vegan Policemen exit in slow mo, high-fiving and exclaiming, "YEAH!" as they do.]

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