Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

Todd Ingram:
I can read your thoughts. [psychically] Your will is broken. [normally] You're through.

Scott:
What say we drink to my memory? [offering him a cup of coffee, innocently.] Fair-trade blend with soy milk?

Envy:
Ha. I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.

Todd:
Dude, I can see in your mind's eye that you put half-and-half into one of those coffees, in an attempt to make me break Vegan-edge. I'll take the one with soy. [levitates the other cup from Scott's hand and brings it to his own] Thanks, tool. [sips the coffee]

Scott:
Actually, muchacho, I poured the soy in this cup, but I thought real hard about pouring it in that cup. You know, in my "mind's eye" or whatever. [sips his own coffee]

Todd:
[eyes return to normal, baffled] What are you talking about?

Scott:
You just drank half-and-half, baby.

[Sirens; a hole is blown into the wall. Todd drops the coffee cup, Anime-style. Two Vegan Police Officers come in with their index fingers raised at Todd.]

Vegan Police Officer #1:
Freeze! Vegan Police!

Vegan Police Officer #2:
Vegan Police!

Vegan Police Officer #1:
Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.

Todd Ingram:
Wh--?! That's bullroar!

Vegan Police Officer #1:
No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

Todd Ingram:
But-but, uh...it's only my first offence. D-Don't I get three strikes? I mean...

Vegan Police Officer #1:
[to Policeman #2] Take it.

Vegan Police Officer #2:
[whips out notepad] At 12:27 am, on February 1, you knowingly ingested gelato.

Todd Ingram:
Gelato isn't vegan?

Vegan Police Officer #1:
It's milk and eggs, b*tch.

Vegan Police Officer #2:
[still reading] On April 4, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken parmesan.

[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd]

Todd Ingram:
[feeble] Chicken isn't vegan?

Vegan Police Officer #1:
The De-Veganizing Ray. Hit him!! [both fire de-veganizing rays at Todd, stripping him of his powers. The Vegan Police Officers step back, Scott steps forward purposefully. Todd's hair sags.]

Envy Adams:
[gasps] Oh, my God.

Todd Ingram:
[shocked] No. No...

Scott Pilgrim:
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.

Todd Ingram:
[incredulous] "Ve-gone"?

[Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins. Scott holds his forehead and groans in pain. The two Vegan Policemen exit in slow mo, high-fiving and exclaiming, "YEAH!" as they do.]