Scott Pilgrim: I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.Ramona Flowers: Exes.Scott Pilgrim: Why do you keep saying that--[Scott is kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.]Scott Pilgrim: [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?Ramona Flowers: Roxy?Scott Pilgrim: You know this girl?Roxy Richter: Boy, does she know me.Scott Pilgrim: [deeply confused] What is she talking about?Roxy Richter: He really doesn't know?Scott Pilgrim: [realisation dawning] Wait.Roxy Richter: Hmm. [smiles suggestively][Inside Scott's head, a lever switches from "NO CLUE" to "GETS IT"]Scott Pilgrim: You and her?Ramona Flowers: It was just a phase.Roxy Richter: "Just a phase"?!Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?Ramona Flowers: It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.Roxy Richter: "It meant nothing"?!!Ramona Flowers: I was just a little bi-curious.Roxy Richter: Well, honey... [cracks knuckles.] I'm a little bi-furious![Roxy performs a spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]Ramona Flowers: Do that again and I will end you!Roxy Richter: Back off, hasbian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!Ramona Flowers: Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse][While they fight, Scott ducks over to Wallace]Scott Pilgrim: Wallace?Wallace Wells: Uh-huh?Scott Pilgrim: This is really happening, right?Wallace Wells: Oh yeah. [yelling] Kick her in the balls![As they continue fighting, Roxy grabs Ramona's hammer with her chain sword]Roxy Richter: I'm sending you back to Gideon in a thousand pieces, you slag! [throws the hammer out of the window] Ha![Roxy turns around, Ramona axe-kicks her in the head and she falls to the floor.]Ramona Flowers: I'd rather be dead than go back. He's a creep, you're a bitch, and you all deserve each other.Roxy Richter: Give it a rest, Ramona! This is a League game!Ramona Flowers: Meaning?Roxy Richter: [stands up] Meaning your precious Scott must defeat me with his own fists![Everyone looks at Scott expectantly]Scott Pilgrim: [nervous] Uh, I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.Ramona Flowers: You don't have a choice.[Ramona grabs Scott and uses his arms and legs to fend off Roxy's attacks]Roxy Richter: Fight your own battles, lazy ass! [vanishes][After a few seconds Roxy rematerializes, forcing Scott and Ramona apart, and punches Scott into the rafters. He falls and lands in a pile on the ground.]Roxy Richter: Every Pilgrim reaches the end of his journey, some sooner than others. [raises her leg in an axe kick] Your BF's about to get F'd in the B! [brings her leg down in slow motion]Ramona Flowers: [voice slowed down] Her weak point's the back of her knees.Scott Pilgrim: [voice slowed down] Great, how does that work?Ramona Flowers: [voice slowed down] Whenever we were making out I would just...Scott Pilgrim: [voice slowed down] Okay, enough![Scott pokes Roxy in the back of her knee. Roxy, overcome, collapses on the floor and writhes.]Roxy Richter: You'll never... be able to do this... to heerrr...![Roxy explodes into coins]

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