Lewis: Why are you doing this to me? I never did anything to you!
Bowler Hat Guy: [amused] You still haven't figured it out!
Lewis: Figured out what?
Bowler Hat Guy: Let's see if this rings a bell. Father of the future, inventor extraordinaire, "Keep moving forward"?
Lewis: That's not me, that's Wilbur's dad! [Bowler Hat Guy stares at him expectantly. Lewis' eyes go wide in realization] Are you saying that… I'm Wilbur's… Dad?
Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, Give the boy a prize! You grow up to be the founder of this wrenched time. So I plan to destroy your destiny! Easy-peasy, rice and cheesy!
Lewis: [flabbergasted] Wait. So, if I'm Wilbur's dad...
Bowler Hat Guy: Keep going...
Lewis: Uh, if I'm Wilbur's dad...
Bowler Hat Guy: [irritated] Yes, thank you, we've established that!
Lewis: But... What does it have to do with you?
Bowler Hat Guy: Aha! Allow me to shed some light on the subject.
Lewis: [gasps] My old room!
Bowler Hat Guy: I think you mean, our old room.
Lewis: What?
Bowler Hat Guy: Yes! Yes! It is I! Mike Yagoobian!
Lewis: Ugh!
Bowler Hat Guy: I know! I'm disgusting! But one learns to love it!
Lewis: How did you end up like this?!
Bowler Hat Guy: Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with a dream. a dream of winning a Little League championship. [flashback to a Little League baseball game, Yagoobian is asleep in the outfield; a sleepy Yagoobian fails to catch a ball headed his way] A dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me.
Baseball player: Get him!
[changes to Yagoobian in the orphanage]
Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball! And we would have won! Do you understand?!
Bowler Hat Guy: For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me.
Student 1: Hey Goob, what's up? Cool binder.
Student 2: Hey Goob, want to come over to my house today?
Bowler Hat Guy: They all hated me. Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left... except me.
Reporter: Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14 - This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson - Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco - Robinson reaches out to - Cornelius Robinson - Cornelius Robinson is now - Now here's another amazing...
[30 years later]
Bowler Hat Guy: It was then that I realized it wasn't my fault. It was yours! If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch. So, I devised a brilliant plan to get revenge.
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