Meet the Robinsons2007

Lewis:
Why are you doing this to me? I never did anything to you!

Bowler Hat Guy:
[amused] You still haven't figured it out!

Lewis:
Figured out what?

Bowler Hat Guy:
Let's see if this rings a bell. Father of the future, inventor extraordinaire, "Keep moving forward"?

Lewis:
That's not me, that's Wilbur's dad! [Bowler Hat Guy stares at him expectantly. Lewis' eyes go wide in realization] Are you saying that… I'm Wilbur's… Dad?

Bowler Hat Guy:
Oh, Give the boy a prize! You grow up to be the founder of this wrenched time. So I plan to destroy your destiny! Easy-peasy, rice and cheesy!

Lewis:
[flabbergasted] Wait. So, if I'm Wilbur's dad...

Bowler Hat Guy:
Keep going...

Lewis:
Uh, if I'm Wilbur's dad...

Bowler Hat Guy:
[irritated] Yes, thank you, we've established that!

Lewis:
But... What does it have to do with you?

Bowler Hat Guy:
Aha! Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

Lewis:
[gasps] My old room!

Bowler Hat Guy:
I think you mean, our old room.

Lewis:
What?

Bowler Hat Guy:
Yes! Yes! It is I! Mike Yagoobian!

Lewis:
Ugh!

Bowler Hat Guy:
I know! I'm disgusting! But one learns to love it!

Lewis:
How did you end up like this?!

Bowler Hat Guy:
Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with a dream. a dream of winning a Little League championship. [flashback to a Little League baseball game, Yagoobian is asleep in the outfield; a sleepy Yagoobian fails to catch a ball headed his way] A dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me.

Baseball player:
Get him!

[changes to Yagoobian in the orphanage]

Michael "Goob" Yagoobian:
If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball! And we would have won! Do you understand?!

Bowler Hat Guy:
For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me.

Student 1:
Hey Goob, what's up? Cool binder.

Student 2:
Hey Goob, want to come over to my house today?

Bowler Hat Guy:
They all hated me. Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left... except me.

Reporter:
Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14 - This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson - Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco - Robinson reaches out to - Cornelius Robinson - Cornelius Robinson is now - Now here's another amazing...

[30 years later]

Bowler Hat Guy:
It was then that I realized it wasn't my fault. It was yours! If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch. So, I devised a brilliant plan to get revenge.