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[Camera zooms out, revealing Big Jack Horner watching the two from his crystal ball.] Jack: What do you think, bug? Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and kill them, or do I just kill everybody all at once? The Ethical Bug: You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life. Jack: [confused] What? No! I mean I love these guys. [The camera cuts to Jack walking on the backs of his Baker's Dozen, who have constructed into a human bridge.] Jack: Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface! Bug: [to himself] There's good in all people. There's good in all people... [to Jack] You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper. Tell me about your childhood. Jack: [sighs] You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, and a mansion, and a thriving baked-goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. [Bug facepalms] But once I get my wish, I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy! Bug: Oh, and what's that? Jack: All of the magic in the world. For me. And no one else gets any. [As he says this, his crystal ball shows him standing above the earth, with purple lightning coming from his hands. The bug watches in shock.] Is that so much? Bug: YES!! Jack: Agree to disagree. [looks at the remaining baker, pulling the chariot.] All right, bring it over. [Near the end of the human bridge, the chariot falls, killing the majority of the Baker's Dozen. One remaining member survives, clutching the edge of the cliff.] Baker: Help! Bug: Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack! Jack: [nonchalantly] Well, you know what they say: "Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men." [chuckles] Bug: Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER! Jack: [mockingly] Ohh, ohh! What took you so long, IDIOT?! [Jack flicks the bug off his shoulder, sending him flying. He dusts his shoulder, then sighs.] Jack: [To the remaining baker] You're not chatty, are you? Baker: [terrified] Mm-mm.

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