Puss in Boots: The Last Wish2022

[Camera zooms out, revealing Big Jack Horner watching the two from his crystal ball.]

Jack:
What do you think, bug? Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and kill them, or do I just kill everybody all at once?

The Ethical Bug:
You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life.

Jack:
[confused] What? No! I mean I love these guys.

[The camera cuts to Jack walking on the backs of his Baker's Dozen, who have constructed into a human bridge.]

Jack:
Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface!

Bug:
[to himself] There's good in all people. There's good in all people... [to Jack] You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper. Tell me about your childhood.

Jack:
[sighs] You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, and a mansion, and a thriving baked-goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. [Bug facepalms] But once I get my wish, I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy!

Bug:
Oh, and what's that?

Jack:
All of the magic in the world. For me. And no one else gets any. [As he says this, his crystal ball shows him standing above the earth, with purple lightning coming from his hands. The bug watches in shock.] Is that so much?

Bug:
YES!!

Jack:
Agree to disagree. [looks at the remaining baker, pulling the chariot.] All right, bring it over.

[Near the end of the human bridge, the chariot falls, killing the majority of the Baker's Dozen. One remaining member survives, clutching the edge of the cliff.]

Baker:
Help!

Bug:
Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!

Jack:
[nonchalantly] Well, you know what they say: "Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men." [chuckles]

Bug:
Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!

Jack:
[mockingly] Ohh, ohh! What took you so long, IDIOT?!

[Jack flicks the bug off his shoulder, sending him flying. He dusts his shoulder, then sighs.]

Jack:
[To the remaining baker] You're not chatty, are you?

Baker:
[terrified] Mm-mm.