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[Farquaad enters, the torturer has his back to us] Gingy: [off-screen] No! Lord Farquaad: That's enough! He's ready to talk. [The torturer spins around revealing he has been torturing a Gingerbread Man. Close on the table, as a Gingy is thrown down on a cooking tray. Gingy coughs and hacks. Farquaad strolls up to the executioner, revealing that he is only about four-and-a-half feet tail. He approaches a table in the center of the room, his hat just visible above the table. Farquaad laughing menacingly and clears throat. The table is lowered mechanically revealing Farquaad] Lord Farquaad: "Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm the Gingerbread Man!" Gingy: You're a monster. Farquaad: I’m not the monster here! You are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. [evilly crushes Gingy’s legs to crumbs as he shines a light on him] Now, tell me! Where are the others?! Gingy: Eat me! [He spits milk in Farquaad's face. Farquaad slowly wipes it off] Farquaad: [through clenched teeth] I've tried to be fair to you creatures!? Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I am...! [Farquaad leans over, reaching for Gingy's buttons.] Gingy: No, no! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! Farquaad: Alright. Who is hiding them? Gingy: [broken] Okay. I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man? Farquaad: The Muffin Man? Gingy: The Muffin Man. Farquaad: Yes. I know the Muffin Man. Who-who lives on Drury Lane? Gingy: Well, she's married to the Muffin Man. Farquaad: The Muffin Man? Gingy: [screams] THE MUFFIN MAN!!!! Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man? [The dungeon doors burst open suddenly and a guard approaches] Captain: My lord! We found it. Farquaad: [eagerly] Well, then what are you waiting for? Bring it in. [Guards hang a shrouded figure from a chain. They pull the cover off, revealing an ornate, full-sized mirror. A terrified face appears in the mirror] Gingy: Ohhh... Farquaad: Magic Mirror. Gingy: Don't tell him anything! [Farquaad drops in the trash can] No! Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Magic Mirror: Well, technically, you're not a king. Farquaad: Uh, Thelonius? [Thelonius the executioner smashes a small looking glass] You were saying? Magic Mirror: [nervous] I mean you're not a king yet! But you can become one! All you have to do is marry a princess... Farquaad: Go on.

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