[after Ted is fired from the grocery store, realized he is not a person]
Ted: [reading notes from mail] "Dear Ted, your Chase Bank account has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one.
Tami-Lynn: [sad; looking at baby's shoes] This poor baby booty. It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here.
Ted: I don't understand. We would have made such great parents.
Tami-Lynn: [discovers a note] Oh, my god. Oh, my god, Teddy!
Ted: [takes his reading glasses off] What? What's wrong?
Tami-Lynn: Look at this. [reads it] "Dear Ted, the state of Massachusetts regrets to inform you that due to an oversight regarding your legal status, your marriage to Tami-Lynn McCafferty is unrecognized by the state, and, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled." Teddy, can they do this to us?
Ted: [snatches the note] Let me see that. [reads it, and feels shocked at it] This is a nightmare.
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