Voters of : Uncle Grandfather: PHONE RIGNER! GO![phone ringer rings then UG answers the phone]Uncle Grandfather: Hello?Coiffio: Hold please. I have a call coming in.Uncle Grandfather: Oh. Well, certainly. [hangs up]Uncle Grandfather: I mean, he just called me, and now he's saying--[phone ringer rings again]Coiffio: Uncle Grandfather?Uncle Grandfather: Oh, hello, box[EFF]Coiffio: I AM THE LEADER OF THIS CALL.Uncle Grandfather: You owe me $481 in back rent.Coiffio: There were many holidays. The banks were closed many, many times.Uncle Grandfather: Are you lying?Coiffio: Yes. It's what I do confuse your mind.Uncle Grandfather: Lie accepted. First place.Coiffio: How about I send you some poison balloons? Poison balloons!Uncle Grandfather: Yeah, you send me that, and I'll send you a ticking ham.Coiffio: Ha! It's all settled then. Catch you on the flip.Uncle Grandfather: Wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Did you rehearse the song for the wedding?Coiffio: Yes. Your lyrics were quite good. Uncle Grandfather: Thank you.Coiffio: Poignant.Uncle Grandfather: Thank you.Coiffio: Heartfelt.Uncle Grandfather: Thank you.Coiffio: Really nailed the tone.Uncle Grandfather: Good. I'm glad. [serious] You owe me $481 in rent.Coiffio: Call me back after you've eaten your ham. But you won't be able to. [laughs] SPOILER ALERT![UG hangs up]Uncle Grandfather: Hooray.Secret Military Policemen: That's a good show. Great show.