Perfect Hair Forever2004

Uncle Grandfather:
PHONE RIGNER! GO!

[phone ringer rings then UG answers the phone]

Uncle Grandfather:
Hello?

Coiffio:
Hold please. I have a call coming in.

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh. Well, certainly. [hangs up]

Uncle Grandfather:
I mean, he just called me, and now he's saying--

[phone ringer rings again]

Coiffio:
Uncle Grandfather?

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, hello, box[EFF]

Coiffio:
I AM THE LEADER OF THIS CALL.

Uncle Grandfather:
You owe me $481 in back rent.

Coiffio:
There were many holidays. The banks were closed many, many times.

Uncle Grandfather:
Are you lying?

Coiffio:
Yes. It's what I do confuse your mind.

Uncle Grandfather:
Lie accepted. First place.

Coiffio:
How about I send you some poison balloons? Poison balloons!

Uncle Grandfather:
Yeah, you send me that, and I'll send you a ticking ham.

Coiffio:
Ha! It's all settled then. Catch you on the flip.

Uncle Grandfather:
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Did you rehearse the song for the wedding?

Coiffio:
Yes. Your lyrics were quite good.

Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.

Coiffio:
Poignant.

Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.

Coiffio:
Heartfelt.

Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.

Coiffio:
Really nailed the tone.

Uncle Grandfather:
Good. I'm glad. [serious] You owe me $481 in rent.

Coiffio:
Call me back after you've eaten your ham. But you won't be able to. [laughs] SPOILER ALERT!

[UG hangs up]

Uncle Grandfather:
Hooray.

Secret Military Policemen:
That's a good show. Great show.