June: The author is lobbing hollow praise at Popo. Popo says she understands the actor has a clip of his upcoming movie.Christian Actor: Yes. This is a passion project for me. It's about a good Christian who sacrifices everything. And in this scene -- Well, just take a look.[they show a clip from the Christian Actor's upcoming movie]Angel: Welcome to the afterlife. You will experience an eternity of infinite joy in this realm.Action Man: But my sexy wife is still down there, and those filipino gators are about to eat her!Angel: I'm sorry. You can't go back.Action Man: [pulls up two rifles] I'M NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER! Get me the hell out of of heaven.[Action Man brutally shoots the angels]Narrator: In the name of the father, the son, and the HOLY SHIIII--[cuts to next scene in to the news where a monkey translate the recent news]Newsman: Lifting "Seventh Hellven" part eight to number one at the box office for the ninth straight week, thanks to the popo-ularity of Popo the Gorilla, who some believe is the second or even third coming of the messiah.Newswoman: Messiah or not, Popo has literally converted everyone on the planet to christianity. As over 5 billion served.[Monkey gets tired of sign language and passes out]Newsreporter: Poor monkey. Oh, and as you may not know, every human on the earth is right now gathering in a celebration to accept Popo as our universal savior.[shows many screen states where Japan and Africa are normal, while Canada is snowing, and Japan is dull having a low budget camera]
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