Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

June:
The author is lobbing hollow praise at Popo. Popo says she understands the actor has a clip of his upcoming movie.

Christian Actor:
Yes. This is a passion project for me. It's about a good Christian who sacrifices everything. And in this scene -- Well, just take a look.

[they show a clip from the Christian Actor's upcoming movie]

Angel:
Welcome to the afterlife. You will experience an eternity of infinite joy in this realm.

Action Man:
But my sexy wife is still down there, and those filipino gators are about to eat her!

Angel:
I'm sorry. You can't go back.

Action Man:
[pulls up two rifles] I'M NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER! Get me the hell out of of heaven.

[Action Man brutally shoots the angels]

Narrator:
In the name of the father, the son, and the HOLY SHIIII--

[cuts to next scene in to the news where a monkey translate the recent news]

Newsman:
Lifting "Seventh Hellven" part eight to number one at the box office for the ninth straight week, thanks to the popo-ularity of Popo the Gorilla, who some believe is the second or even third coming of the messiah.

Newswoman:
Messiah or not, Popo has literally converted everyone on the planet to christianity. As over 5 billion served.

[Monkey gets tired of sign language and passes out]

Newsreporter:
Poor monkey. Oh, and as you may not know, every human on the earth is right now gathering in a celebration to accept Popo as our universal savior.

[shows many screen states where Japan and Africa are normal, while Canada is snowing, and Japan is dull having a low budget camera]