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[Xavier trains his younger-self on how to be a guardian angel]Xavier: Guardianing isn't here. It's up here and here. You're just a dull lump of clay, and I must sculpt and mold and you into my hoMAGE -- The greatest minder known to man.[zooms out the scene where they're at a golf course]Golf Boy: What are you doing on the putt-putt?!Xavier: LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE![cuts to the next scene where Kid Xavier is trying to balance on a boat]Xavier: Your mind and body must be quick. Keep trying to punch yourself. See how quick I am? [punches himself] Didn't even see me coming.[cuts to the next scene where Kid Xavier is laying down on a bed full of nails with scorpions on his face]Xavier: This journey is devoted towards unteaching you to unlearn all you know. [quickly] Rather, this non-journey isn't revoted distwoards comegoing away, from, to, in, out, over, under formembergetting. [realizes] Whoa! What the hell happened to you?Hardware Manager: Hey! Get out of my store![Xavier teaches Kid Xavier to zen]Xavier: You have to be so zen, you can make weak minds crumble at your potent thoughts.Kid Xavier: How would someone do that?[Xavier suddenly starts to get a seizure and pissed himself]Xavier: [struggled] You've got the gift.[Xavier teaches Kid Xavier work up his muscles]Xavier: CONTEMPLATE EXISTENCE! PONDER INFINITY! PONDER HARDER! I'VE SEEN DEEPER REPOSE ON A DEAD DONKEY! I'm going to work you till your body is cut like an ox. Gonna be months of hard, grueling -- I'm getting tired just thinking about it.Xavier: Tell you what -- I'll just remember that I put you through the wringer.[Xavier remembered Kid Xavier becoming strong by becoming a real thing]Kid Xavier: It hurts!Xavier: Acupuncture. [Xavier pops Kid Xavier's muscular skin]Kid Xavier: What happened?Xavier: I stuck it in you, and you became a man.

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