Ticket Person: Who needs two? I got two on the balcony. Who needs two?Assy McGee: [whistles] Two on the balcony! I'll take 'em. [as the the ticket person was bout to hand Assy the tickets, Assy suddenly pulls out the gun on him]Ticket Person: Oh [bleep] me. Come on.Assy McGee: Congratulations. You've been pinched for sclaping.Ticket Person: I ain't hurting nobody.Assy McGee: How about you're costing the american taxpayer an arm... [shoots the Ticket Person's arm]Sanchez: Assy!Assy McGee: ...and a leg. [shoots the Ticket Person's leg]Sanchez: Take it easy. He don't deserve that.Assy McGee: AND AN ANKLE! [shoots the Ticket Person's ankle] You can thank my fat partner for that one.Sanchez: You shouldn't abuse your badge like that, Assy. I wouldn't have come if I'd known you didn't have tickets.Assy McGee: I got two on the balcony.Ticket Person: [gets up] Asshole.Assy McGee: HERE'S TWO FOR YOUR BALCONY! [shoots the Ticket Person]
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