Assy McGee2006

Ticket Person:
Who needs two? I got two on the balcony. Who needs two?

Assy McGee:
[whistles] Two on the balcony! I'll take 'em.

[as the the ticket person was bout to hand Assy the tickets, Assy suddenly pulls out the gun on him]

Ticket Person:
Oh [bleep] me. Come on.

Assy McGee:
Congratulations. You've been pinched for sclaping.

Ticket Person:
I ain't hurting nobody.

Assy McGee:
How about you're costing the american taxpayer an arm... [shoots the Ticket Person's arm]

Sanchez:
Assy!

Assy McGee:
...and a leg. [shoots the Ticket Person's leg]

Sanchez:
Take it easy. He don't deserve that.

Assy McGee:
AND AN ANKLE! [shoots the Ticket Person's ankle] You can thank my fat partner for that one.

Sanchez:
You shouldn't abuse your badge like that, Assy. I wouldn't have come if I'd known you didn't have tickets.

Assy McGee:
I got two on the balcony.

Ticket Person:
[gets up] A**hole.

Assy McGee:
HERE'S TWO FOR YOUR BALCONY! [shoots the Ticket Person]