Lotion Guy: Someone answered your ad for your Mom. I told here to meet us here. Honey? What are you doing here?Lotion Guy's Wife: I answered an ad. Years ago I had a son. I never told you.Lotion Guy: Is this your son? [points to Xavier]Lotion Guy's Wife: HIM?! NO! [vomits]Xavier: Mother, is that you? You look so different! Give me a hug.Lotion Guy's Wife: Get away from me. You make me sick!Xavier: [to Lotion Guy] That's what she said. It is my Mom.Muslim Man: Is this female ameribot giving you trouble? She's to obey your order, yes?Lotion Guy's Wife: Don't touch me!Xavier: Sir, women here have the freedom to do what they want. It totally sucks.Muslim Man: Fascinating. Where are time-honored oppressions to women?[Lotion Guy's Wife punches Muslim Man]Lotion Guy's Wife: Get off me!Muslim Man: This machine is defective. WE MUST DESTROY IT!Xavier: NOO! It's a software problem. We'll re-reprogam her.Muslim Man: I don't know. What if it is system-wide? No hate of Muslims is all we ask for.Xavier: Okay, just to be safe, I'll re-reprogram all of the ameribots to become Muslims. [meows]Muslim Man: [evil scheming] That's the kind of typical American I like.
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