Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Lotion Guy:
Someone answered your ad for your Mom. I told here to meet us here. Honey? What are you doing here?

Lotion Guy's Wife:
I answered an ad. Years ago I had a son. I never told you.

Lotion Guy:
Is this your son? [points to Xavier]

Lotion Guy's Wife:
HIM?! NO! [vomits]

Xavier:
Mother, is that you? You look so different! Give me a hug.

Lotion Guy's Wife:
Get away from me. You make me sick!

Xavier:
[to Lotion Guy] That's what she said. It is my Mom.

Muslim Man:
Is this female ameribot giving you trouble? She's to obey your order, yes?

Lotion Guy's Wife:
Don't touch me!

Xavier:
Sir, women here have the freedom to do what they want. [sad] It totally sucks.

Muslim Man:
Fascinating. Where are time-honored oppressions to women?

[Lotion Guy's Wife punches Muslim Man]

Lotion Guy's Wife:
Get off me!

Muslim Man:
This machine is defective. WE MUST DESTROY IT!

Xavier:
NOO! It's a software problem. We'll re-reprogam her.

Muslim Man:
I don't know. What if it is system-wide? No hate of Muslims is all we ask for.

Xavier:
Okay, just to be safe, I'll re-reprogram all of the ameribots to become Muslims. [meows]

Muslim Man:
[evil scheming] That's the kind of typical American I like.