[Pony came into the Professor Brothers' lounge with her bedbug]Pony: Hey, what's up, guys? So, um, yeah. We were bored, so we were like, "Let's go have a beer with my friends". Steve: What in the absolute f*** is that?Pony: This is my new boyfriend. I told you that like a hundred, you jerks.Steve: Are those bites all over you?Pony: He loves me, Steve, and it may hurt, but it also feels really good.Steve: I-I know how women stuff works, okay? Look, I don't give 1/5 of a half-eaten sh*t about your monsterphilia.

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