China, Il2011

[Pony came into the Professor Brothers' lounge with her bedbug]

Pony:
Hey, what's up, guys? So, um, yeah. We were bored, so we were like, "Let's go have a beer with my friends".

Steve Smith:
What in the absolute f*** is that?

Pony:
This is my new boyfriend. I told you that like a hundred, you jerks.

Steve Smith:
Are those bites all over you?

Pony:
He loves me, Steve, and it may hurt, but it also feels really good.

Steve Smith:
I-I know how women stuff works, okay? Look, I don't give 1/5 of a half-eaten sh*t about your monsterphilia.