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[Jon does a prank in a fake coffee shop, but goes horribly wrong]Jon (as Coffee Worker): What's up, milady? What can I get for ya?Unsuspected Customer: Excuse me? I'm not a woman. Jon (as Coffee Worker): Oh, right, man. Yeah. So, uh, what's up? What you want?Unsuspected Customer: Get me, uh, a medium earl grey with room for milk.Jon (as Coffee Worker): Alright. Medium earl with some room for moo juice. Good call on the Earl. Be right back with that, man. We get a medium earl? Put some cow in it.[Jon goes to the Nerve Center]Jon: [to the viewers] Okay. If, uh, tea is what he wants, then "T" is what he's gonna get. [quietly laughs] Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh! Jon (as Coffee Worker): Okay, uh, here we go. Uh, got a medium earl with a medium earl. [gives the customer a T in a cup]Unsuspected Customer: Sir, what is this?Jon: Uh, it's your "T", man.Unsuspected Customer: WHAT IS THIS?!Jon (as Coffee Worker): Uh, this is your "T", man.Unsuspected Customer: WHY ARE YOU [bleep] WITH ME?! GO GET ME MY TEA!Jon (as Coffee Worker): This is your "T".Unsuspected Customer: [slaps the cup off of Jon's hands] I DON'T NEED THIS TODAY! I JUST LOST MY JOB!Jon (as Coffee Worker): [goes off-character] Okay, j-just be cool, okay. Look, look, look, look, look. [takes off the disguise] Jon: Prank show. Jon from "Delocated!". This is "Jon He Does It"!Unsuspected Customer: I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHO YOU ARE, MOTHER [bleep]!Jon: Alright, just h-h-ho -- Hold on! I'm going right here. There's a crew. Just look. There's a whole crew back here. We've got cameras, producers. Okay?[as Jon heads to the Nerve Center, his whole crew disappeared]Jon: Guys? GUYS?! [bleep] Come here! Look, look, look, look, look. Right up here. There's cameras in here, and there's cameras in these muffins and bagels. There's cameras. You just can't see them.Unsuspected Customer: You're a dead man.Jon: No, please believe me! Come on![Rob rushes in]Rob: SECRET SERVICE! On the floor. [Customer knocks out Rob and grabs his gun]Unsuspected Customer: Mr. Tea, Mr. "Delocated!". Say your prayers, asshole.Jon: [sadly begs] PLEASE! PLEASE!Mighty Joe Jon: BANG! [laughs] PRANKED!Jon: ...Jon: What's going on?Mighty Joe Jon: There's no prank show. That's what's going on.Jon: What?Mighty Joe Jon: You really think I greenlighted a show called "Jon He Does It!"? Now way, man! My god! Are you kidding me? [chuckles] I got you man! Mighty Joe Jon: What's that smell?Jon: Um...I, uh...you know, I got...real scared. I thought I was gonna die, and I, uh, got a little "frrt" in my pants.All: [laughter except for Jon]Mighty Joe Jon: BONUS! I guess that's just "Mighty Joe Jon He Does It!"! [laughter] Laugh at him some more! So stupid. So stupid.[cuts to the next scene where Jon gets mad in the bathroom for what MJJ did to him while washing his hands]Jon: [pissed] That is not funny! You do NOT do to people! NO! [cries]

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