[Pony plays Dungeons and Dragons]Pony: What do I look like?[transitions to the next scene where Pony is in a imaginary game where she's in drawrven armor]Cravid: You're in level seven dwarven armor.Pony: No, I don't like this. It widens me. Where's the clothing hut?Baby Cakes: Pony, that armor is really good. It'll protect you.Pony: Whatever.Pony: Hey, yo, wenches.Cravid: Uh, what is she doing?Pony: I'm trading this man armor for some wench wear. Cravid, do they trade?Cravid: Well, yeah. You pretty much just gave them 100,000 realm bucks.Pony: Okay, cool. Now what?Baby Cakes: Well, now we go fight -- For blood crystals.Pony: Whoa, fight? Why? Are we dicks? Why don't we just go in that bar and get drunk?Matt Attack: Finally! Let's go drink beer and f*** some ginger elven women. Boom!Pony: Oh, it's beer only? I want a girlie drink.Baby Cakes: Pony, please, you're embarrassing yourself. Okay, let's all go raid the Goblin's Watchtower.Cravid: Cool. So...[imaginary sequence intensifies as one of the gang sneak pass from the goblin troll with a wand]Pony: Ooh, what's that pretty thing?Baby Cakes: Oh, you got so much to learn.[Pony takes Goblin's wand]Cravid: Finally, someone selects the ultimate power and dexterity-enhancing weapon!Baby Cakes: What?! What the f***?Pony: Cool, cool. Now what? Roll a die? Roll at someone? B.C., I roll at you.Baby Cakes: No, no, wait, don't![Pony rolls the die]Cravid: Pony has gained initiative. If she cares to strike...Pony: Yeah, I strike.[Pony rolled a 20]Cravid: [mortified] Baby Cakes, mightiest of all leaders...you are slain.[Baby Cakes does a dramatic lose act]
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