[after Drinky Crow was about to stake Mort Cooper the Vampire, Captain's Daughter trips Drinky from stabbing him]Captain's Daughter: Mort! I saved you! Now give me your good material!Mort Cooper: I gave you my good material! The eternal suffering stuff just killed up there. I mean, it would have if the audience weren't dead already.Captain's Daughter: But what should I do?Mort Cooper: A silent act. Preferably behind a curtain.Captain's Daughter: You're just saying that because I'm a girl!Mort Cooper: Where to begin! You're a girl, you're alive, you're a gentile. You just don't have much going for you.[Captain's Daughter then deicides to kill Mort Cooper]Mort Cooper: See you in hell! I mean it. I'll be opening for Jerry Lewis.
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