The Drinky Crow Show2007
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
[after Drinky Crow was about to stake Mort Cooper the Vampire, Captain's Daughter trips Drinky from stabbing him]
Captain's Daughter:
Mort! I saved you! Now give me your good material!
Mort Cooper:
I gave you my good material! The eternal suffering stuff just killed up there. I mean, it would have if the audience weren't dead already.
Captain's Daughter:
But what should I do?
Mort Cooper:
A silent act. Preferably behind a curtain.
Captain's Daughter:
You're just saying that because I'm a girl!
Mort Cooper:
Where to begin! You're a girl, you're alive, you're a gentile. You just don't have much going for you.
[Captain's Daughter then deicides to kill Mort Cooper]
Mort Cooper:
See you in hell! I mean it. I'll be opening for Jerry Lewis.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on September 15, 2024
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