The Drinky Crow Show

     

The Drinky Crow Show2007

Director: Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
The Drinky Crow Show is an American adult animated television series created by Eric Kaplan and Tony Millionaire based on the latter's comic strip Maakies. The pilot episode aired on Adult Swim on May 13, 2007. The series premiered on November … more »


[after Drinky Crow was about to stake Mort Cooper the Vampire, Captain's Daughter trips Drinky from stabbing him]

Captain's Daughter:
Mort! I saved you! Now give me your good material!

Mort Cooper:
I gave you my good material! The eternal suffering stuff just killed up there. I mean, it would have if the audience weren't dead already.

Captain's Daughter:
But what should I do?

Mort Cooper:
A silent act. Preferably behind a curtain.

Captain's Daughter:
You're just saying that because I'm a girl!

Mort Cooper:
Where to begin! You're a girl, you're alive, you're a gentile. You just don't have much going for you.

[Captain's Daughter then deicides to kill Mort Cooper]

Mort Cooper:
See you in hell! I mean it. I'll be opening for Jerry Lewis.

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