Doctor Woman: Well, the good news is your livers and kidneys are still there. The bad news...Hoop: Oh, boy.Doctor Woman: Is that your appendix has been stolen, along with your coccyx.Hoop: So how much...how much time do we have?Doctor Woman: You'll be fine. They're vestigial, worthless. Believe it or not, there's been a rash of these thefts lately.Hoop: Really?Doctor Woman: Attractive women preying on lonely men in bars--Stroker: We were hit by a couple thugs from the russian mafia.Hoop: What do our, uh, organs fetch on the black market?Doctor Woman: I don't know what you're talking about. There's no black market for appendixes.Hoop: Maybe this will help your memory. [checks his wallet] Hold on a second. Uh...I...I could've sworn I... [Hoop gives the doctor woman a free gift card]Doctor Woman: A free smoothie?Stroker: Listen, doc. They may be vestigial to you, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some hot chi-- Some russian mafia thugs and their model girlfriends take the useless organs that God gave me. Come on, Hoop.[as Stroker and Hoop leaves the hospital]Hoop: [to Doctor Woman] Can I have my coupon back?
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