Stroker and Hoop2004

Doctor Woman:
Well, the good news is your livers and kidneys are still there. The bad news...

Hoop:
Oh, boy.

Doctor Woman:
Is that your appendix has been stolen, along with your coccyx.

Hoop:
So how much...how much time do we have?

Doctor Woman:
You'll be fine. They're vestigial, worthless. Believe it or not, there's been a rash of these thefts lately.

Hoop:
Really?

Doctor Woman:
Attractive women preying on lonely men in bars--

Stroker:
We were hit by a couple thugs from the russian mafia.

Hoop:
What do our, uh, organs fetch on the black market?

Doctor Woman:
I don't know what you're talking about. There's no black market for appendixes.

Hoop:
Maybe this will help your memory. [checks his wallet] Hold on a second. Uh...I...I could've sworn I...

[Hoop gives the doctor woman a free gift card]

Doctor Woman:
A free smoothie?

Stroker:
Listen, doc. They may be vestigial to you, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some hot chi-- Some russian mafia thugs and their model girlfriends take the useless organs that God gave me. Come on, Hoop.

[as Stroker and Hoop leaves the hospital]

Hoop:
[to Doctor Woman] Can I have my coupon back?