[Moo-Moo sprays water on Hoop with a hose]Hoop: Moo, you got to believe me! I didn't do it!Moo-Moo: I know you didn't, Hoop. [pulls up his gun] I did it...dressed as you.Hoop: Moo-Moo! So Stroker was right about the corrupt sheriff!Moo-Moo: Of course he was.Hoop: You clichedly evil bastard. Why?Moo-Moo: As a child, I dreamed of someday being crowned Miss Southern Delicacy. But despite my beauty and poise, I knew I'd never win for one simple reason.Hoop: You're a man?Moo-Moo: Because I couldn't win the talent portion. But with your disguise and your sweet singing voice, this could be my year.Hoop: How?Moo-Moo: If you were disguised as me disguised as a woman, you could help me win the talent portion.Hoop: Listen, Moo, I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I wouldn't stand a snowball's chance against Miss Boiled Peanuts.Moo-Moo: She's dead.Hoop: There's still the matter of Miss Buttermilk Fried Chicken.Moo-Moo: [shakes his head meaning "No"]Hoop: Miss Chicken and Dumplings.Moo-Moo: [shakes his head meaning "No"]Hoop: Miss Banana Pudding.Moo-Moo: [shakes his head meaning "No"]Hoop: Damn, you're fast.
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