Stroker and Hoop2004

[Moo-Moo sprays water on Hoop with a hose]

Hoop:
Moo, you got to believe me! I didn't do it!

Moo-Moo:
I know you didn't, Hoop. [pulls up his gun] I did it...dressed as you.

Hoop:
Moo-Moo! So Stroker was right about the corrupt sheriff!

Moo-Moo:
Of course he was.

Hoop:
You clichedly evil bastard. Why?

Moo-Moo:
As a child, I dreamed of someday being crowned Miss Southern Delicacy. But despite my beauty and poise, I knew I'd never win for one simple reason.

Hoop:
You're a man?

Moo-Moo:
Because I couldn't win the talent portion. But with your disguise and your sweet singing voice, this could be my year.

Hoop:
How?

Moo-Moo:
If you were disguised as me disguised as a woman, you could help me win the talent portion.

Hoop:
Listen, Moo, I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I wouldn't stand a snowball's chance against Miss Boiled Peanuts.

Moo-Moo:
She's dead.

Hoop:
There's still the matter of Miss Buttermilk Fried Chicken.

Moo-Moo:
[shakes his head meaning "No"]

Hoop:
Miss Chicken and Dumplings.

Moo-Moo:
[shakes his head meaning "No"]

Hoop:
Miss Banana Pudding.

Moo-Moo:
[shakes his head meaning "No"]

Hoop:
Damn, you're fast.