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Stroker: Hey, Double-Wide. Mind if I watch the game here? Cable idiots say they didn't get my check.Double-Wide: Stroker! Have a cigar.Stroker: Whoa, don't mind if I do.Double-Wide: You're just in time to check out my new invention. This one is gonna make me rich. Ta-da! [reveals his invention]Stroker: Looks like one of those ashtray air purifier things.Double-Wide: [laughs] One of those ashtray purifier things. Oh, Stroker! But wait. What have we here? Oh, my god! It opens up! Is that a mouth-watering rotisserie chicken smoking to perfection inside? Holy smokes, it is! It purifies the air while it smokes your meats. It's the Holy Smoker.[Double-Wide shows Stroker an infomercial]Double-Wide: Let me show you my infomercial. You guys can focus group it for me.Todd: [on TV] You've heard all about the amazing ToddCo Lint Loom, right folks? Which takes ordinary dryer lint and weaves amazing designer sweaters just like the one I'm wearing now...Double-Wide: Well, well. Look who we have here. My old nemesis.Todd: Listen, it's nothing compared to what I am about to unveil. Do you want to remove the smell of tobacco from your home?Double-Wide: Of course.Todd: And do you love smoked ham?Double-Wide: Damn straight! Wait, what the hell?Todd: Introducing the ToddCo Secondhand Smoker.Todd's Assistant: Goodbye black lung, hello blackened snapper. [laughs]Double-Wide: That bastard stole my million dollar idea -- Again!Stroker: Double-Wide! Double-Wide, simmer down. It's just a coincidence.Double-Wide: Coincidence? Look at this. I call it my box of broken dreams. It's every invention that Todd beat me to market with. My home Liposuction Kit, the Blubber Scrubber. Stroker: I recognize that thing with the spring.Double-Wide: The Scrotum Hair Trimmer, rad-nads.Stroker: Yeah, that thing doesn't work for crap.Double-Wide: Yes, it does!

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