Todd: Hey, folks don't you love the taste of hot dogs roasted over a campfire?Audience: Mmm...Vicky: But who wants the inconvenience of going outside these days? With the bugs, the rain, the teenaged rapists trying to molest your grandchildren.Grandparents: ...Todd: Well, Vicky, now you can have the real camp experience without leaving the safety of your home. Introducing the ToddCo Kitchen Campfire.Double-Wide: This is insane. I wrote that exact idea in my journal last month.Todd: And they won't catch fire and burn you like those wooden sticks always do. Who wants a taste?Stroker: Me!Todd: Here you go, sir.[Stroker takes a bite out of the smoking hot dog]Stroker: Oh...oh, my god. That's so good. [to the camera] ToddCo Kitchen Campfire is the original and the best. Now I can get a real campfire tastes without leaving the modern comforts of the Stroker Detective Agency. Look for us on the web.Todd: Hey, that is great, huh, folks? Hey, how about you, ma'am?Double-Wide: [to Stroker] The original? Whose side are you on?Double-Wide: Over here, please! Todd! I'd like to taste your sausage!Todd: Here you go, sir.[Double-Wide takes a bite of the smoking hot dog]Double-Wide: Interesting. Tastes slightly gamey. Is this cooked all the way through? I hope I don't get food poisoning because you didn't add a built-in meat thermometer to the roasting stick. IF YOU'RE GONNA STEAL MY INVENTION, AT LEAST STEAL IT RIGHT, MORON! Audience: [gasps]Todd: This man is crazy. Get him out of here.Double-Wide: [to the camera] I want all America to know that this man stole my ideas. FraudCo! That's what you should call your company!Audience: [groans]Double-Wide: OH, YOU PEOPLE SUCK! I WOULD NEVER SELL MY INVENTIONS TO YOU! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF SIMPLE AND DELICIOUS COOKING!Audience: [boos]Stroker: Hey, if anybody has any clues on how Todd's stealing my client's ideas, call the number on this matchbook!
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