Stroker and Hoop2004

Todd:
Hey, folks don't you love the taste of hot dogs roasted over a campfire?

Audience:
Mmm...

Vicky:
But who wants the inconvenience of going outside these days? With the bugs, the rain, the teenaged rapists trying to molest your grandchildren.

Grandparents:
...

Todd:
Well, Vicky, now you can have the real camp experience without leaving the safety of your home. Introducing the ToddCo Kitchen Campfire.

Double-Wide:
This is insane. I wrote that exact idea in my journal last month.

Todd:
And they won't catch fire and burn you like those wooden sticks always do. Who wants a taste?

Stroker:
Me!

Todd:
Here you go, sir.

[Stroker takes a bite out of the smoking hot dog]

Stroker:
Oh...oh, my god. That's so good. [to the camera] ToddCo Kitchen Campfire is the original and the best. Now I can get a real campfire tastes without leaving the modern comforts of the Stroker Detective Agency. Look for us on the web.

Todd:
Hey, that is great, huh, folks? Hey, how about you, ma'am?

Double-Wide:
[to Stroker] The original? Whose side are you on?

Double-Wide:
Over here, please! Todd! I'd like to taste your sausage!

Todd:
Here you go, sir.

[Double-Wide takes a bite of the smoking hot dog]

Double-Wide:
Interesting. Tastes slightly gamey. Is this cooked all the way through? I hope I don't get food poisoning because you didn't add a built-in meat thermometer to the roasting stick. IF YOU'RE GONNA STEAL MY INVENTION, AT LEAST STEAL IT RIGHT, MORON!

Audience:
[gasps]

Todd:
This man is crazy. Get him out of here.

Double-Wide:
[to the camera] I want all America to know that this man stole my ideas. FraudCo! That's what you should call your company!

Audience:
[groans]

Double-Wide:
OH, YOU PEOPLE SUCK! I WOULD NEVER SELL MY INVENTIONS TO YOU! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF SIMPLE AND DELICIOUS COOKING!

Audience:
[boos]

Stroker:
Hey, if anybody has any clues on how Todd's stealing my client's ideas, call the number on this matchbook!