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Todd: [on phone with Stroker] I want you to bring me that disk and your friend Double-Wide, or else.Stroker: Or else what?Todd: I'm here with someone very special to you. And every 15 minutes, we're gonna cut off a finger.Stroker: Oh, god. Keith. Todd: Guess again.Stroker: Hoop?Todd: Nope.Stroker: Angel?Todd: Your girlfriend.Stroker: ...Um, I don't have a girlfriend.Vicky: [to Todd] Give me the phone. [to Stroker] Don't play stupid. We've got Paula. Stroker: Paula, Paula, Paula. God, man, mmm...Vicky: I'm losing patience. Dr. Paula Bowman.Stroker: My dermatologist? She's not my girlfriend.Vicky: Play the tape.[Surveillance Guy plays the tape of Stroker and Double-Wide while having a secret camera in the car]Stroker: I know, it was the weirdest thing. I mean, there she is giving me a hernia check and uh, hey, I guess she liked what she saw, you know--Double-Wide: Your dermatologist?Stroker: Well, yeah, I mean, it started as a mole check, you know, but one thing led to another and, uh, we did it on that bench thing with the crinkly paper and now she's my lady.Dr. Paula Bowman: That never happened.Stroker: [on phone] Yeah, I think your machine mistaped or something. Sorry, guys. Not gonna risk my life for my dermatologist.Vicky: Cut off her finger.Stroker: Wait, what?Todd: [to Paula] Now, don't worry, you won't feel a thing. It has a patented self-sharpening edge that can slice through tin cans like watermelon. It also juliennes.Dr. Paul Bowman: NO!Stroker: Alright, alright, ok! I'll bring the damn disk.Vicky: Meet us at Camino Ensino Los Padres if you ever want to see your dermatologist with fingers again. [hangs up]Stroker: Camino Ensino Los Padres, Camino Ensino Los Padres-- Oh, crap! Camino Ensino Los Robles -- Padres. Oh, Camin -- Crap. [calls the number again]Stroker: Uh, hey, could you give me that address again? I don't have a pen.Vicky: It's ToddCo Headquarters.Stroker: Well, you should've said that in the first place instead of trying to be all badass and--Vicky: 14 minutes.Stroker: Wait a minute, you're going to count your bad directions?Vicky: [hangs up]Stroker: You b*tch!

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