[Stroker gets into interrogation of why he sneaks into Area 52]Stroker: I can explain everything.Detective: We went to your house. It was empty except for a few dozen bottles of pain pills and some "Alf" DVDs, you sick freak!Stroker: My house was empty because the FPI came and carted everything away. The pain pills and "Alf" DVDs aren't mine. They were for an alien named Khan'Ja.Detective: When you ran out of things to sell to pay for your pill addiction, you robbed your brother at gunpoint.Stroker: That was a business opportunity. He'll thank me someday.Detective: What did you mean when you told the guards you were the King of the Earthlings?Stroker: Let me start from the beginning. The other morning, I was out jogging--Detective: [slams desk] Now you expect me to believe you were jogging? I've heard enough.Stroker: Call the FPI. They know about the alien communicator.Detective: I don't need to call the FPI. They call me. And if you think Franklin Pharmaceuticals has--Stroker: Wait. What's Franklin Pharmaceuticals?Detective: FPI, Franklin Pharmaceuticals Incorporated. You were arrested trying to break in there to steal drugs. Now don't tell me you were too high to remember!Stroker: Don't be so naive. That's just a front for Area 52.Detective: Your brother is pressing charges.Stroker: Look, I have the account numbers and passwords right here. Here, give these to him.Detective: [reads the paper] Stroker's to-dos. "Rob brother to get money for pills. Return ALF DVDs".Stroker: No, there's some mistake.Detective: Stroker, stop, please. We found your suicide note.Stroker: What?[Detective plays Stroker's message]Stroker's Voice Message: "Goodbye. I'll miss you. Where does this road lead to? I'm lost. The pain is unbearable. Where is the nearest pharmacy? My name is Stroker. This is not my home planet. I have to go now".Stroker: Oh, crap. KHAAAAN! Ja!
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