Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



[Stroker gets into interrogation of why he sneaks into Area 52]

Stroker:
I can explain everything.

Detective:
We went to your house. It was empty except for a few dozen bottles of pain pills and some "Alf" DVDs, you sick freak!

Stroker:
My house was empty because the FPI came and carted everything away. The pain pills and "Alf" DVDs aren't mine. They were for an alien named Khan'Ja.

Detective:
When you ran out of things to sell to pay for your pill addiction, you robbed your brother at gunpoint.

Stroker:
That was a business opportunity. He'll thank me someday.

Detective:
What did you mean when you told the guards you were the King of the Earthlings?

Stroker:
Let me start from the beginning. The other morning, I was out jogging--

Detective:
[slams desk] Now you expect me to believe you were jogging? I've heard enough.

Stroker:
Call the FPI. They know about the alien communicator.

Detective:
I don't need to call the FPI. They call me. And if you think Franklin Pharmaceuticals has--

Stroker:
Wait. What's Franklin Pharmaceuticals?

Detective:
FPI, Franklin Pharmaceuticals Incorporated. You were arrested trying to break in there to steal drugs. Now don't tell me you were too high to remember!

Stroker:
Don't be so naive. That's just a front for Area 52.

Detective:
Your brother is pressing charges.

Stroker:
Look, I have the account numbers and passwords right here. Here, give these to him.

Detective:
[reads the paper] Stroker's to-dos. "Rob brother to get money for pills. Return ALF DVDs".

Stroker:
No, there's some mistake.

Detective:
Stroker, stop, please. We found your suicide note.

Stroker:
What?

[Detective plays Stroker's message]

Stroker's Voice Message:
"Goodbye. I'll miss you. Where does this road lead to? I'm lost. The pain is unbearable. Where is the nearest pharmacy? My name is Stroker. This is not my home planet. I have to go now".

Stroker:
Oh, crap. KHAAAAN! Ja!

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