Lucy: [on phone] I'm pregnant.Satan: [pauses] ...What? W-- Who's the father?Lucy: The Senator.Satan: ...The Senator?Lucy: Mm-hmm.Satan: He's dead.Lucy: Well, it was before he died.Satan: Oh, right. Right, right, right. Of course. It takes time.Lucy: I did have sex with a dead senator monster if that's what you're implying.Satan: Well, I don't know what you're doing half the time. But that's good, though, right?Lucy: I have a monster baby growing inside me. You think that's good news?Satan: That's right. That's great! I'll keep the -- I can -- I'll take it.Lucy: What?Satan: I have the cage already.Lucy: WHAT?!Satan: I was mad that I lost the first monster.Lucy: Dad, I was kidding.Satan: Kidding about what?Lucy: I'm not pregnant with a monster baby. I never had sex with The Senator. I can't believe you were excited about this. I was trying to get you back for scaring me.Satan: That's so dumb. What a dumb joke. Why would you do that?Lucy: I just thought you'd say, "Oh, no"! And then I could say, "kidding ha ha", like how you always do to me.Satan: WELL, IT DID WORK! NOW I'M MAD!Lucy: Alright, then I guess --Satan: WHAT WRE YOU MAD ABOUT? YOUR JOKE WORKED! I BELIEVED THAT YOU WERE PREGNANT, AND THEN I GOT EXCITED 'CAUSE I WAS GONNA HAVE A MONSTER BABY.Lucy: Well, I guess I'm kind of mad that my Dad would be excited about the fact that I'd be pregnant with a monster baby.Satan: THAT'S WHAT I WANT! I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, AND I WANT A MONSTER! [sighs]
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