Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Lucy:
[on phone] I'm pregnant.
Satan:
[pauses] ...What? W-- Who's the father?
Lucy:
The Senator.
Satan:
...The Senator?
Lucy:
Mm-hmm.
Satan:
He's dead.
Lucy:
Well, it was before he died.
Satan:
Oh, right. Right, right, right. Of course. It takes time.
Lucy:
I did have sex with a dead senator monster if that's what you're implying.
Satan:
Well, I don't know what you're doing half the time. But that's good, though, right?
Lucy:
I have a monster baby growing inside me. You think that's good news?
Satan:
That's right. That's great! I'll keep the -- I can -- I'll take it.
Lucy:
What?
Satan:
I have the cage already.
Lucy:
WHAT?!
Satan:
I was mad that I lost the first monster.
Lucy:
Dad, I was kidding.
Satan:
Kidding about what?
Lucy:
I'm not pregnant with a monster baby. I never had sex with The Senator. I can't believe you were excited about this. I was trying to get you back for scaring me.
Satan:
That's so dumb. What a dumb joke. Why would you do that?
Lucy:
I just thought you'd say, "Oh, no"! And then I could say, "kidding ha ha", like how you always do to me.
Satan:
WELL, IT DID WORK! NOW I'M MAD!
Lucy:
Alright, then I guess --
Satan:
WHAT WRE YOU MAD ABOUT? YOUR JOKE WORKED! I BELIEVED THAT YOU WERE PREGNANT, AND THEN I GOT EXCITED 'CAUSE I WAS GONNA HAVE A MONSTER BABY.
Lucy:
Well, I guess I'm kind of mad that my Dad would be excited about the fact that I'd be pregnant with a monster baby.
Satan:
THAT'S WHAT I WANT! I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, AND I WANT A MONSTER! [sighs]
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on November 02, 2024
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