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[after Elke Sommer got bitten by the werewolf version of Stewart, she turns into another Stewart]Stewart: Oh, no. No! It can't be!Elke Sommer: [Stewart's voice] Look at me! Don't you see? Don't you get it? Why, it must be because I got aroused -- Just like when your mustache grows in. I'm a Were-Lawrence! A Were-Lawrence! Help me, Stewart! You got to help me, can't you?! Hold me! Please, you got to hold me!Stewart: Uh...Elke Sommer: Aww, you fool! Don't hand me "Uh"! I'm cursed! Now, hold me, will you? Yes, Stewart. That's better. You do love me. Kiss me! You got to, can't ya? [smooches]Stewart: Ew! Ugh! Quit all this! I can't make love to myself -- Not when there's two of me!Elke Sommer: Aw, stop all that guff! I'm still your Elke. It's me. Can't you see? Stewart, you love me. [cranky singing] Let's blame the moon, it's just a stupid planet --Stewart: Aw, stop it! Stop it, you ugly, pathetic fool!Elke Sommer: Oh, Stewart. [Elke Sommer turns back to her normal self]Stewart: [grows his mustache] Say, now that's more like it, baby![as Stewart was about to kiss Elke Sommer, she then turns into Stewart again]Stewart: Oh, forget it!Elke Sommer: Say you still love me, Stewart. Tell me you can see through my curse. See the real me, my love! Yes, I am a Were-Lawrence, but most of the time, I'll be Elke Sommer, the most beautiful woman in this entire world!Stewart: [grows his mustache]Elke Sommer: I'll only be you when I'm sexually aroused.Stewart: [ungrows his mustache]Stewart: Oh, I do love you, Elke. I really do. You're sweet and understanding and calm and funny and lovable and sexy.Stewart: Just not when you're me. But you still love me, so at least you can kill me. Here -- Take this gun. It's got silver bullets. Kill me!Elke Sommer: I can't, Stewart!Stewart: You must! Kill me!Elke Sommer: Stewart!Stewart: Ah, do it, you idiot![as Elke shoots Stewart with a silver bullet, nothing happened]Stewart: You don't love me?Elke Sommer: You rejected me! Oh, I don't know how I feel!Elke Sommer: I think we should consider couples counseling.

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