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Victor Frankenstein: Mr. Jefferson, what brings you here to somewhere in Eastern Europe?Thomas Jefferson: I want to alter my...um...John Adams.Victor Frankenstein: [tired] Terrific. Another pervert.Victor Frankenstein: What about something more challenging, like legs on your eyes or a feathered brain or something?Thomas Jefferson: Not sure that stuff is big with the ladies.Victor Frankenstein: Fine. We'll make your penis bigger.[Victor grabs the big penis machine]Victor Frankenstein: Hop up!Thomas Jefferson: ACTUALLY, I don't want my penis bigger, per se. I want it replaced entirely with that of a negro.Polidori: Well, it's not an eyeball with feathers, but it's interesting.Thomas Jefferson: You see? I've noticed that when I force myself on my slave women, they look a little, well...unexcited.Polidori: Hmm. Curious.Thomas Jefferson: I think that perhaps the color and -- Okay -- Size of my member may not be what they're used to. Oh, please, Frankenstein, help me satisfy my slaves.[Victor checks his "Famous Blacks From Everywhere and Always" Book]Victor Frankenstein: Alright, well, let's see.Thomas Jefferson: I want the biggest and the blackest! How about him?Victor Frankenstein: The inventor of peanut butter.Polidori: Not the most virile of occupations.Victor Frankenstein: How about this fellow? P. Diddy?Thomas Jefferson: P. Diddy? At school, that was the very word we used for "tiny penis". Next, please.Victor Frankenstein: Okay, um...how about him?Thomas Jefferson: Wilt Chamberlain.Polidori: Well, the name "Wilt" doesn't exactly inspire confidence, does it?Thomas Jefferson: Yes, but look at his feet. [laughing] They're huge!Polidori: [surprised] True.Victor Frankenstein: Please. The relationship of the foot and the penis are completely inconsequential.Thomas Jefferson: Doubt that. But anyway, Chamberlain's not even an indigenous name. We need to find someone fresh from deepest, darkest africa, with a name like Mbougwa or Gaba-Gaba-Gawlla or..Victor Frankenstein: BARRRACK OBAMA!Thomas Jefferson: Perfect! Ha ha! That one probably can't even speak english. Where is he?Victor Frankenstein: America, 2009. And I think you'll be surprised at his occupation.Thomas Jefferson: In 2009? Who cares? He's probably a space gardener or some robot's butler or something. As long as everything's big and black downstairs, I'm happy.Victor Frankenstein: Let's go, then! Ygor, pack our bags for 2009!Ygor: [childish] I was just getting to it.

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