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Victor Frankenstein: Ah, Mr. Howard. What can I do for you?Ron Howard: I don't have fun getting off anymore. You see, I was so cute as a kid that I would just masturbate to my own reflection. It was easy.Polidori: Well, those days are surely over.Ron Howard: Yeah, and now I even strap hairy mirrors onto women while I screw them. Nothing works for me.Victor Frankenstein: [sighs] So you want me to give you hair.Ron Howard: No, no, no, no! I mean, that would be okay, but I want something else. I want...my youth back.Victor Frankenstein: Mr. Howard.Ron Howard: Cal me Ronny.Victor Frankenstein: Ronny? Trust me, you look like a "Ronald".Ron Howard: No, no. I don't like Ronald.Victor Frankenstein: Well, get used to it. You look like one.Ron Howard: No! I don't! I hate Ronald. I do not look like a Ronald.[Victor shows him a mirror]Ron Howard: Okay, so I look a little like a Ronald. [puts a cap] How about now? Heh. Ronny, right?Victor Frankenstein: [disgust] Look at you. Grasping desperately at your youth!Ron Howard: Come on. I just want to be cute again.Polidori: Yes, do us all a favor.Victor Frankenstein: Alright! We'll need some of your DNA so we can clone you for extra parts.Ron Howard: Oh, well, here. I, uh, made some sperm while I was in the frankenhole.Victor Frankenstein: Ew! Get that away from me!Polidori: My, we are Randy aren't we?Victor Frankenstein: That's so gross.Ron Howard: Gross? I thought you were a scientist?Victor Frankenstein: Yeah, but not a *gay* scientist.Polidori: Ugh! Fine! I'll take it.Victor Frankenstein: This is how we get DNA around here -- The manly way. [pulls out a toothbrush]Ron Howard: That doesn't seem so manly to me --[Victor aggressively brushes Ron Howard's mouth to get DNA]Ron Howard: STOP IT! CUT IT OUT!Victor Frankenstein: Give me three weeks for the cloning.Ron Howard: Three weeks? Three weeks?! Are you mad?! I can't wait three weeks! I can't live like this anymore, I tell ya! You don't know what it's like to live with this curse! Ohh, why can't you understand? [leaves]Polidori: [to Victor] Remind you of anyone?

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