Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010
Victor Frankenstein:
Ah, Mr. Howard. What can I do for you?
Ron Howard:
I don't have fun getting off anymore. You see, I was so cute as a kid that I would just masturbate to my own reflection. It was easy.
Polidori:
Well, those days are surely over.
Ron Howard:
Yeah, and now I even strap hairy mirrors onto women while I screw them. Nothing works for me.
Victor Frankenstein:
[sighs] So you want me to give you hair.
Ron Howard:
No, no, no, no! I mean, that would be okay, but I want something else. I want...my youth back.
Victor Frankenstein:
Mr. Howard.
Ron Howard:
Cal me Ronny.
Victor Frankenstein:
Ronny? Trust me, you look like a "Ronald".
Ron Howard:
No, no. I don't like Ronald.
Victor Frankenstein:
Well, get used to it. You look like one.
Ron Howard:
No! I don't! I hate Ronald. I do not look like a Ronald.
[Victor shows him a mirror]
Ron Howard:
Okay, so I look a little like a Ronald. [puts a cap] How about now? Heh. Ronny, right?
Victor Frankenstein:
[disgust] Look at you. Grasping desperately at your youth!
Ron Howard:
Come on. I just want to be cute again.
Polidori:
Yes, do us all a favor.
Victor Frankenstein:
Alright! We'll need some of your DNA so we can clone you for extra parts.
Ron Howard:
Oh, well, here. I, uh, made some sperm while I was in the frankenhole.
Victor Frankenstein:
Ew! Get that away from me!
Polidori:
My, we are Randy aren't we?
Victor Frankenstein:
That's so gross.
Ron Howard:
Gross? I thought you were a scientist?
Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah, but not a *gay* scientist.
Polidori:
Ugh! Fine! I'll take it.
Victor Frankenstein:
This is how we get DNA around here -- The manly way. [pulls out a toothbrush]
Ron Howard:
That doesn't seem so manly to me --
[Victor aggressively brushes Ron Howard's mouth to get DNA]
Ron Howard:
STOP IT! CUT IT OUT!
Victor Frankenstein:
Give me three weeks for the cloning.
Ron Howard:
Three weeks? Three weeks?! Are you mad?! I can't wait three weeks! I can't live like this anymore, I tell ya! You don't know what it's like to live with this curse! Ohh, why can't you understand? [leaves]
Polidori:
[to Victor] Remind you of anyone?
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on November 08, 2024
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