Jesus Christ: Elvis! Come on. Other people have to go to the bathroom, you know. COME ON!Elvis Presley: Jesus, I have 80 bathrooms in this place. Use another one.Jesus Christ: No! I like this one! Elvis Presley: Okay, alright. It'll be a second. I'm catching a brown train.Jesus Christ: Oh, no. Don't stink it up in there, Elvis. Would you open a window, at least, please?Elvis Presley: Alright, alright. Oh, hold on. Hell, golly. [grunts] Ah, the window's, uh, painted shut, Jesus. Who paints the part that opens?Jesus Christ: No, it's not painted shut! Come on, Elvis. Try harder.Elvis Presley: Okay, hold on. [grunting intensifies]Jesus Christ: Harder! Strain harder!Elvis Presley: Oh, Jesus, my heart!Jesus Christ: STRAIN! STRAAAIN!Elvis Presley: [moans] Oh, golly! I see the tupelo sunshine. [weakly] My bare feet...I got a polliwog in a bucket. [grunts] [thud]Jesus Christ: Elvis? [knocks] You open that window? Please say you did.[toilet flushes]Jesus Christ: Finally![as Jesus was about to head in, Death comes out of the bathroom]Death: Phew! I'd give it a few minutes in there.[then Jesus start to piss on the floor]Jesus Christ: Ohhhhhhh. So good.Death: Ugh.
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