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[Jesus and Death have a dinner conversation]Death: So, tell me, what's your secret? Jesus Christ: I don't know. I guess befriend people and they take me out to eat. It's easy.Death: Yeah, but, the way people just die around you...you're a natural. [chuckles]Jesus Christ: You know what it's called?Death: What?Jesus Christ: A coinky-dink, dumbass!Death: That's the technical term? How do you spell that?Jesus Christ: Here's how you spell it. "Boom" and "Boom". It's a coincidence.Death: I guess. I mean, it just--Jesus Christ: I'm not doing anything. I'm not killing them.Death: Yeah, not...directly.Jesus Christ: No, not at all. You think I'm out there stabbing people with a knife?Death: No, not exactly.Jesus Christ: What do you mean, "NOT EXACTLY"?!Death: Well, no, not at all.Jesus Christ: [chuckling] No, not at all. You're --Death: No, you don't really -- Are you not aware of your surroundings as much?Jesus Christ: I don't know what you're talking about. You know, people die. The end.Death: Alright.Jesus Christ: What is this place, by the way? This is not great. I'm great.Death: Yeah, but the view -- I mean, how it overlooks the cemetery.Jesus Christ: I overlook the cemetery.Death: W-What do you mean?Jesus Christ: LOOK AT ME! I'm -- I'm looking at it. What's more special than me about this restaurant, dumbass?Death: [drinks] Another drink, please.Jesus Christ: I'm better than drinking! [sees the two couples staring] I know -- Son of God.Both: What?Jesus Christ: I'm Jesus, Son of God. That's why you're staring at me. Thank you.Skunk Woman: We're...looking out at the view.Jesus Christ: ... [tired sigh] Jesus Christ: [to Death] You know what? Let's get out of here. This place is creepy.Death: So sorry about him. [touches the waitress and dies] Oh. Whoops.

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