[as Elizabeth have sex with a cloned version of Victor Frankenstein]Elizabeth Frankenstein: No! I just can't!Cloned Victor Frankenstein: Look, I know what's in the way.Elizabeth Frankenstein: Yes. It's pretty obvious.Cloned Victor Frankenstein: But I'm not him.Elizabeth Frankenstein: Who?Cloned Victor Frankenstein: The Victor you've been with for all these years. How you put up with him I don't know. He just tries so hard.Elizabeth Frankenstein: You do -- I-I mean, he does?Cloned Victor Frankenstein: Yes! It's disgusting! He's such a people-pleasing, vulnerable open book.Elizabeth Frankenstein: Hmm. I'd like to see that.[Victor shows up]Victor Frankenstein: Elizabeth, I -- Well, well, well. Isn't this cozy?Elizabeth Frankenstein: Victor! Come to bed! I want to experience this new you I've been hearing so much about.Victor Frankenstein: Shush!Cloned Victor Frankenstein: HOW DARE YOU BARGE IN?!Victor Frankenstein: Sorry.Elizabeth Frankenstein: Don't let him push you around like that!Victor Frankenstein: He's not pushing me around. He's right.Cloned Victor Frankenstein: Yeah! I'm right!Elizabeth Frankenstein: [groans] Yuck! Look at you two. It's disgusting.Cloned Victor Frankenstein: Elizabeth, don't interrupt.Victor Frankenstein: Yes! We're conducting an experiment here.Elizabeth Frankenstein: All this experiment is proving is that you're both incredibly self-absorbed and insecure in two totally different, yet equally pathetic ways!Victor Frankenstein: Oh, yeah?Cloned Victor Frankenstein: Yeah. Oh, yeah? If you're so perfect, then why don't you try truly looking at yourself?Victor Frankenstein: Yeah! You try it!Elizabeth Frankenstein: Fine. I will. [switches to next scene where Victor created another clone of Elizabeth]Cloned Victor Frankenstein: There. Your brain and eyes.Victor Frankenstein: Go ahead.Cloned Victor Frankenstein: Yeah. Flip the switch, smarty.Dr. Henry Jekyll: Oh! Can I do this part!Both Victors: If baby needs his bottle.[Dr. Henry Jekyll flips the switch on Elizabeth's clone]Elizabeth Frankenstein: Hello. Elizabeth, dear.Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein: Yes. I'm here, darling. Oh, my, you look wonderful.Elizabeth Frankenstein: So do you, actually.Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein: Well, we have such catching up to do.Elizabeth Frankenstein: Yes. Let's get away from these men and their machines.Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein: Oh, yes.[Elizabeth and her clone leaves]Victor Frankenstein: Now, how did she do that?Cloned Victor Frankenstein: Yeah! Both of them! How do they just like each other like that?Dr. Henry Jekyll: Who cares? Elizabeth's just a normal, healthy person. Now, you know what you guys should really experience? Looking at yourselves through me. That would not be a disappointment, I assure you, because I am a huge fan here -- Huge fan.Cloned Victor Frankenstein: Polidori, you gouge out his eyeballs. Victor here will extract his brain.Polidori: With pleasure.

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