Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[as Elizabeth have sex with a cloned version of Victor Frankenstein]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
No! I just can't!

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Look, I know what's in the way.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Yes. It's pretty obvious.

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
But I'm not him.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Who?

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
The Victor you've been with for all these years. How you put up with him I don't know. He just tries so hard.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
You do -- I-I mean, he does?

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yes! It's disgusting! He's such a people-pleasing, vulnerable open book.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Hmm. I'd like to see that.

[Victor shows up]

Victor Frankenstein:
Elizabeth, I -- Well, well, well. Isn't this cozy?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Victor! Come to bed! I want to experience this new you I've been hearing so much about.

Victor Frankenstein:
Shush!

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
HOW DARE YOU BARGE IN?!

Victor Frankenstein:
Sorry.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Don't let him push you around like that!

Victor Frankenstein:
He's not pushing me around. He's right.

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah! I'm right!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
[groans] Yuck! Look at you two. It's disgusting.

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Elizabeth, don't interrupt.

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes! We're conducting an experiment here.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
All this experiment is proving is that you're both incredibly self-absorbed and insecure in two totally different, yet equally pathetic ways!

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, yeah?

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah. Oh, yeah? If you're so perfect, then why don't you try truly looking at yourself?

Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah! You try it!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Fine. I will.

[switches to next scene where Victor created another clone of Elizabeth]

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
There. Your brain and eyes.

Victor Frankenstein:
Go ahead.

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah. Flip the switch, smarty.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Oh! Can I do this part!

Both Victors:
If baby needs his bottle.

[Dr. Henry Jekyll flips the switch on Elizabeth's clone]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Hello. Elizabeth, dear.

Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Yes. I'm here, darling. Oh, my, you look wonderful.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
So do you, actually.

Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Well, we have such catching up to do.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Yes. Let's get away from these men and their machines.

Cloned Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, yes.

[Elizabeth and her clone leaves]

Victor Frankenstein:
Now, how did she do that?

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah! Both of them! How do they just like each other like that?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Who cares? Elizabeth's just a normal, healthy person. Now, you know what you guys should really experience? Looking at yourselves through me. That would not be a disappointment, I assure you, because I am a huge fan here -- Huge fan.

Cloned Victor Frankenstein:
Polidori, you gouge out his eyeballs. Victor here will extract his brain.

Polidori:
With pleasure.