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Caroline Channing: Look at all these people just sitting here, not tipping, working on their computers. This guy has a brand new Apple, I've been eating the same apple for a week. I blame Steve Jobs.Max Black: These people are more like, Steve "I Have No" Jobs. All right, that's it.[Max walks over to Earl]Max Black: Earl, I need to get the wireless router.Earl: Oh, is that what this is? I though tit was a cookie warmer.[Max takes the wireless router from Earl]Max Black: Attention deadbeat diners. You can't just sit here all night and only order coffee. This is not a Starbucks. And I know that because we don't sell Norah Jones CDs or bananas. This is the router for the free WI-FI. And that is a waitress who needs to make some tips.Caroline Channing: Seriously guys, I need actual cash. This guy just offered to pay me in ideas.Max Black: If I pull this plug, the Internet will go down. And you, [Max points to a customer] that sad e-mail you're in the middle of writing to your ex-boyfriend, the one you shouldn't send anyway? Gone. And you. [she points to another customer] that vaguely pornographic anime film you've been illegally downloading for the past three hours? Gone. And you, [she points to another customer] that screenplay you've been writing? You can keep working on it, but we all know how it ends, with you moving back in with your mother.Caroline Channing: Now, who's gonna order?[Everybody raises their hand]Max Black: Great, I'll go get some menus. Here, Caroline, put this back.[Max gives the router to Caroline but the plug accidentally comes out, shutting down the Internet]Earl: Ooh, my cookie warmer.

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