2 Broke Girls2011

Caroline Channing:
Look at all these people just sitting here, not tipping, working on their computers. This guy has a brand new Apple, I've been eating the same apple for a week. I blame Steve Jobs.

Max Black:
These people are more like, Steve "I Have No" Jobs. All right, that's it.

[Max walks over to Earl]

Max Black:
Earl, I need to get the wireless router.

Earl:
Oh, is that what this is? I though tit was a cookie warmer.

[Max takes the wireless router from Earl]

Max Black:
Attention deadbeat diners. You can't just sit here all night and only order coffee. This is not a Starbucks. And I know that because we don't sell Norah Jones CDs or bananas. This is the router for the free WI-FI. And that is a waitress who needs to make some tips.

Caroline Channing:
Seriously guys, I need actual cash. This guy just offered to pay me in ideas.

Max Black:
If I pull this plug, the Internet will go down. And you, [Max points to a customer] that sad e-mail you're in the middle of writing to your ex-boyfriend, the one you shouldn't send anyway? Gone. And you. [she points to another customer] that vaguely pornographic anime film you've been illegally downloading for the past three hours? Gone. And you, [she points to another customer] that screenplay you've been writing? You can keep working on it, but we all know how it ends, with you moving back in with your mother.

Caroline Channing:
Now, who's gonna order?

[Everybody raises their hand]

Max Black:
Great, I'll go get some menus. Here, Caroline, put this back.

[Max gives the router to Caroline but the plug accidentally comes out, shutting down the Internet]

Earl:
Ooh, my cookie warmer.